How I Almost Sued Santa And Pop Links

Yesterday we took our kids to see Santa Clause and his reindeer at a heritage festival. Before we went to see him, my son wanted to go on the hayride. Reluctant, I took him. We sat on some hay while a tractor pulled us along the snow. It was freaking freezing out but my son was really happy to be on the wagon.

When we stopped to get off, a man put a wooden ladder next to the wagon so people can get off. When I took the first step I slipped, banging my back on the ladder! Those steps were iced up! I got up but felt pain on my back. I wobbled away, trailing behind my son who was excited to see Santa in this little log cabin. I was sort of pissed off and really wanted to hit Santa in the face. I know, it wasn't his fault but I felt I wanted to blame somebody. I told my husband and he exclaimed, "So sue!" Yeah...that's it! I'll take the heritage museum down!

Inside there were cookies and hot chocolate being given out. When my son went up to see Santa, he came back to where we were sitting and handed us a small bag of potato chips. Whoa! Santa is feeling the recession! Santa couldn't afford little gifts to kids so he decided to hand out bags of junk food? Sigh, oh well at least he made it to see the kids.

Here are pop links...

Tiger Woods mistress number 500 - Read about Jamie Jungers!

Porn star now linked to Tiger!

Tiger's marriage is a sham!

Tiger to attend a wedding!

(well, all this tiger news is what is dominating the headlines!)

How to get Suri Cruise gear

Suri's outfits are making headlines. The following are the estimated prices of the gear she's been sporting around.

Kidorable rain coat $44 and umbrella $17.
Trunki travel case $70
Pink Princess wardrobe $400.

My fave are her fairy wellies.

The America Music Awards show off the White Tape Bodysuit look!

Happy Monday. This weekend I looked in the bathroom mirror and gasped at my hair. More gray strands showing. I went to my husband and asked him if I should start dyeing my hair. He said, "No. Not yet. I'll tell you when it's time." My life flashed forward fast. I am getting older. Life is so short, let's make the most of it. That's why I'll start off today by poking fun at the latest fashions Lady Gaga and Rihanna are starting!

Gals, the White Tape Bodysuit look is the look for the new year! These outfits will be selling at chain stores like Target starting on Black Friday!





And can we say...WHAT HAPPENED TO KELLY CLARKSON? It's fine that she is comfortable with her body weight but I think the dress was not putting her in the right direction.

A Brangelina Spoon

This baby serpent spoon can be yours for $525. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have designed snake-inspired jewelry for Asprey. I guess this would be a very special baby shower gift.

WWD reports: The limited edition collection, which was conceived and designed by Pitt and Jolie, has been in the works for more than a year, and will go on sale at Asprey stores in London, New York, Beverly Hills, Tokyo and Dubai later this week.

I can use this to spoon up the Gerber Oatmeal!

Even Twitter accounts are getting TV deals

I am now following Sh*T My Dad Says on my Twitter account. Who knew Twitterers can now get TV deals?

Sh*t my Dad Says was started by a 29-year-old who moved back in with his parents in San Diego. His Tweets are full of profane comments and pearls of wisdom made by his 73-year-old father during their daily conversations.

"Will & Grace" creators David Kohan and Max Mutchnick are executive producers.

Hmm...this gives me hope. Perhaps I should start another Twitter account so that I can get a TV/movie deal!

Some possibilities:

Crap My Husband Says!
F*ck I Had Kids, Now What Do I Do?
Insane Conversations With People At Wal-Mart
What The Tellers In My Local Bank Say

Of course if Sh*T My Dad Says Makes It On TV, then they are going to have to change the name. That's what happened to Everybody Loves Raymond after all!